Zappagram #94: Taylor Swift wins Super Bowl LVIII and today I'm 50 freaking years old

LVIII is 58 in Roman numerals and if you add 5+8 you get 13. Just sayin'.

Hey Zappagrammers,

I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate Taylor Swift on her Super Bowl win last night. Helluva game, especially that 4th quarter.

I’d also like to congratulate myself on making it 50 years without getting hit by a bus or an asteroid or a piano falling out of a window. I hope to play a helluva game in my 4th quarter, too. Hey, maybe I’ll even get lucky and my game will go into overtime. Who knows?

Anyway, Rolling Stone published an article, “Every Super Bowl Halftime Show, Ranked From Worst to Best” which is, unsurprisingly very, very wrong. Any list that ranks a performance by Shakira and Jennifer Lopez as being better than a performance by Bruce Springsteen can burn in hell. However, they did get it right by putting Black Eyed Peas at the bottom of the list and Prince at the top. I’ll give them that much.

On a completely unrelated note, Kanye West is a nazi asshole, but you already knew that. I just wanted to take the opportunity to say fuck him and the  stup…